My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.

[Itsallaguess]

But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.......

Itsallaguess

[PinkDalek]

One from the same drawer:

Where's my fork an' knife?

Next to your fork an' spoon.



Another:

Pass the pepper or I'll salt you out.

[Watis]

But that's a whisk I'm willing to take.......

Itsallaguess

Sieve I care!

[brightncheerful]

"Sieve I care!"

Now now, fighting in the kitchen can lead to fish getting battered.


o/b joke:
What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?