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A man was sun bathing naked at the beach....

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A man was sun bathing naked at the beach....

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Postby Itsallaguess » July 27th, 2018, 7:52 pm

A man was sun bathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had placed a hat over his privates....

A women walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat..."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly, it would lift itself..."

Cheers!

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Re: A man was sun bathing naked at the beach....

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Postby Dod101 » July 27th, 2018, 8:09 pm

B...y H... Itsallaguess. That is two corny jokes in about ten minutes. Please take your self off for the weekend.

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Re: A man was sun bathing naked at the beach....

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Postby stewamax » July 27th, 2018, 9:55 pm

Two loosely similar ones come to mind:

WS Churchill (apocryphal perhaps): Bessie Braddock MP berated him as being ‘disgustingly drunk’. Churchill replied: “My dear, you are ugly. What’s more you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly”.


The fat Valentine, Earl Castlerosse: a lady at a party remarked on his large stomach: “Lord Castlerosse, if that stomach was on a woman I would say she was pregnant.” “Madame,” Castlerosse replied “Half an hour ago it was, and she is!”

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Re: A man was sun bathing naked at the beach....

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Postby Dod101 » July 28th, 2018, 12:35 am

Oh dear!

Is this a men's dorm?

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Re: A man was sun bathing naked at the beach....

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Postby stewamax » July 28th, 2018, 4:00 pm

Is this a men's dorm?

Gracious - there is no hanky-panky after lights-out allowed in this thread.
Remember the fine example of the most excellent Dr John Keate (q.v.) who in a two-hour session flogged around eighty boys of the Eton lower fifth for a far more trivial offence.


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