What's the difference between an oral and a rectal themometer?
The taste.
A doctor goes into a meeting with a thermometer behind his ear, when asked why he removes the thermometer and looks at it before saying "some [expletive deleted] must have my pen"
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Re: themometers
A doctor goes into a meeting with a thermometer behind his ear, when asked why he removes the thermometer and looks at it before saying "some [expletive deleted] must have my pen"
I think this goes back to a joke based on 'Dr Finlay's casebook' which is even before my time, but I vaguely remember it. In a strong Scottish accent, Janet says "Dr Finlay, that's the anal thermometer you're writing with!"
Dr Finlay: "Aye Janet, some bum's got my pencil."
No idea where the joke comes from.
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