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Corny vegetable puns

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Corny vegetable puns

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Postby brightncheerful » September 18th, 2018, 5:38 pm

After the definition of "vegetarian" as someone that employs vegetables, here are some corny vegetable puns:

Above and beyond the kale of duty.

I didn’t take the job. The celery was too low.

I always pay a little extra for the aeroplane seats with more legume.

Their relationship didn't last. He is carrying around a lot of emotional cabbage.

It’ll turnip somewhere.

Please put your rubbish in the bean.

I love impressionism and cereal art

I yam who I yam.

There’s only soy much you can do.

Are you feeling okra?

It ain’t over lentil it’s over.

The lunch-back of Notre Dame.

Wheat a second…

Ha ha, just pulling your leek!

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