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Peas

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Postby stewamax » September 15th, 2018, 7:16 pm

Hitler was in later life a vegetarian [true].
After descent into Hell, his first meal was fish and chips.
He realised that having to eat fish was a mere foretaste of the red-hot pitchfork-in-the-fundament torment to come, so he called the Devil and said “At least let me have some peas”.
The Devil replied “Certainly not; there is no peas for the wicked”

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Re: Peas

#166653

Postby TUK020 » September 16th, 2018, 8:55 am

Ah, grammar torture added to the 7 circles

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Re: Peas

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Postby stewamax » September 16th, 2018, 1:00 pm

Not so.
He was, of course, addressing Lucifer in German, and the is/are would be both be rendered as 'es gibt keine Erbsen für die Bösen'

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Re: Peas

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Postby csearle » September 16th, 2018, 9:41 pm

stewamax wrote:Not so.
He was, of course, addressing Lucifer in German, and the is/are would be both be rendered as 'es gibt keine Erbsen für die Bösen'


It would have to use turnips instead of peas I think...
Keine Rübe für die Bösen

c.f.
Keine Rühe für die Bösen


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Re: Peas

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Postby melonfool » September 17th, 2018, 9:47 am

All we are saying - is give peas a chance....


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Re: Peas

#166877

Postby UncleEbenezer » September 17th, 2018, 10:56 am

Q: How do you know your girl is a princess?
A: She has a pea in her bed.

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Re: Peas

#167016

Postby stewamax » September 17th, 2018, 8:33 pm

Support ecology - join Greenpeas

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Re: Peas

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Postby redsturgeon » September 18th, 2018, 10:50 am

melonfool wrote:All we are saying - is give peas a chance....


Mel


https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/chalfont-viaduct

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Re: Peas

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Postby paullidd » September 18th, 2018, 11:56 am

I dream of whirled peas.

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Re: Peas

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Postby melonfool » September 18th, 2018, 12:25 pm

redsturgeon wrote:
melonfool wrote:All we are saying - is give peas a chance....


Mel


https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/chalfont-viaduct

John


I've driven past that many times and had a wry smile - nice t get a bit of background information (and find out that it's called the Chalfont Viaduct).

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Re: Peas

#167262

Postby brightncheerful » September 18th, 2018, 5:18 pm

During the war the French fought the Germans - peas de resistance

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Re: Peas

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Postby melonfool » September 19th, 2018, 9:33 am

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-b ... s-45564552

How odd, when we were just talking about it.

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Re: Peas

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Postby stewamax » September 19th, 2018, 11:07 am

All very small beer and parochial: IBM Corporation's motto used to be World Peas through World Trade (the legend that confronted visitors to their HQ on Madison Avenue, NY from 1938 until the building was knocked down and replaced by the present 'wedge' in 1983)


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