After the definition of "vegetarian" as someone that employs vegetables, here are some corny vegetable puns:
Above and beyond the kale of duty.
I didn’t take the job. The celery was too low.
I always pay a little extra for the aeroplane seats with more legume.
Their relationship didn't last. He is carrying around a lot of emotional cabbage.
It’ll turnip somewhere.
Please put your rubbish in the bean.
I love impressionism and cereal art
I yam who I yam.
There’s only soy much you can do.
Are you feeling okra?
It ain’t over lentil it’s over.
The lunch-back of Notre Dame.
Wheat a second…
Ha ha, just pulling your leek!
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Corny vegetable puns
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