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The miracle

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The miracle

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Postby Sutch » October 15th, 2018, 10:10 am

The Pope is visiting Liverpool and offering the odd miracle to deserving kids.
Billy walks onto the stage and asks “Can you help me with my hearing?”

The Pope says “Yes” and puts his hands over Billy’s ears while saying a prayer. He removes his hands and says “How is your hearing now?”

Billy says “I don’t know; it’s not until next Wednesday”!

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Re: The miracle

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Postby Bminusrob » October 15th, 2018, 9:31 pm

Read this post, then read the forum rules, quote "Material posted here that is disparaging towards any group on the basis of race, faith, nationality, gender, disability or sexual orientation will be deleted and any poster of such material risks suspension". You may be in trouble, Sutch. :D

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Re: The miracle

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Postby UncleEbenezer » October 16th, 2018, 9:23 pm

Looks like scousers are fair game here. A pair of jokes with jews as their butt got pulled pretty quickly a month or two ago.

Though to be fair, this one is at least funny. Even if it would be improved by removing the mention of (any) location: for example, it could've been set in the poster's (unnamed) home town.

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Re: The miracle

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Postby csearle » October 16th, 2018, 10:42 pm

UncleEbenezer wrote:Looks like scousers are fair game here. A pair of jokes with jews as their butt got pulled pretty quickly a month or two ago.

Though to be fair, this one is at least funny. Even if it would be improved by removing the mention of (any) location: for example, it could've been set in the poster's (unnamed) home town.
Jews I guess are a faith based group whereas Liverpudlians are not. C.

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Re: The miracle

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Postby Watis » October 17th, 2018, 8:50 am

csearle wrote:
UncleEbenezer wrote:Looks like scousers are fair game here. A pair of jokes with jews as their butt got pulled pretty quickly a month or two ago.

Though to be fair, this one is at least funny. Even if it would be improved by removing the mention of (any) location: for example, it could've been set in the poster's (unnamed) home town.
Jews I guess are a faith based group whereas Liverpudlians are not. C.


True - Liverpudlians are Liverpool based.

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Re: The miracle

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Postby TUK020 » October 17th, 2018, 9:06 am

csearle wrote:
UncleEbenezer wrote:Looks like scousers are fair game here. A pair of jokes with jews as their butt got pulled pretty quickly a month or two ago.

Though to be fair, this one is at least funny. Even if it would be improved by removing the mention of (any) location: for example, it could've been set in the poster's (unnamed) home town.
Jews I guess are a faith based group whereas Liverpudlians are not. C.


seems kind of unfair.
Faith is a choice
Being born and raised in Liverpool is not

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Re: The miracle

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Postby redsturgeon » October 17th, 2018, 9:13 am

Moderator Message:
Not many jokes on the thread. I will lock it now. If it offends anyone feel free to report it.


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