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Two timing

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Postby brightncheerful » October 30th, 2018, 3:25 pm

I used to go out with a girl who was a medium, a clairvoyant and psychic.

I dumped her because she was seeing other people all the time.

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Re: Two timing

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Postby Itsallaguess » October 30th, 2018, 3:42 pm

brightncheerful wrote:
I used to go out with a girl who was a medium, a clairvoyant and psychic.

I dumped her because she was seeing other people all the time.


She knew it was coming though, surely......

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Re: Two timing

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Postby Bminusrob » October 31st, 2018, 9:22 am

Slightly off topic, but...

I quite often see signs locally advertising "Clairvyant fair at such and such a venue". Well, if it really worked, they wouldn't need to advertise it would they?

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Re: Two timing

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Postby Thruppennybit » October 31st, 2018, 2:44 pm

I quite often see signs locally advertising "Clairvoyant fair at such and such a venue". Well, if it really worked, they wouldn't need to advertise it would they?


At least advertising clairvoyant events are better than cancelling them...

"Medium and clairvoyant Andrew Beasley was due to host the event at Arksey's Old School Tea Rooms on July 21 - but the event has been shelved. A spokesman for The Old School Tea Rooms said on Facebook: "Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Andrew Beasley evening is unfortunately cancelled."

From https://www.doncasterfreepress.co.uk/ne ... -1-9246474

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Re: Two timing

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Postby AndyPandy » October 31st, 2018, 7:45 pm

Thruppennybit wrote:
I quite often see signs locally advertising "Clairvoyant fair at such and such a venue". Well, if it really worked, they wouldn't need to advertise it would they?


At least advertising clairvoyant events are better than cancelling them...

"Medium and clairvoyant Andrew Beasley was due to host the event at Arksey's Old School Tea Rooms on July 21 - but the event has been shelved. A spokesman for The Old School Tea Rooms said on Facebook: "Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Andrew Beasley evening is unfortunately cancelled."

From https://www.doncasterfreepress.co.uk/ne ... -1-9246474


He's gone missing on the streets of Doncaster. Police describe him as 5' 0" and they have no idea as to his whereabouts.

"We're looking for a small medium at large" said a spokesperson.


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