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I got a phone call from my son's school today

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I got a phone call from my son's school today

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Postby NomoneyNohoney » December 4th, 2018, 12:32 pm

Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?

Yes, how can I help you?

Hi, This is little Billy’s music teacher calling

Oh, hi

Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!

Really? Wow! That’s..

Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet

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Re: I got a phone call from my son's school today

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Postby Dod101 » December 4th, 2018, 12:58 pm

NomoneyNohoney wrote:Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?

Yes, how can I help you?

Hi, This is little Billy’s music teacher calling

Oh, hi

Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!

Really? Wow! That’s..

Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet


Is this a joke?

Dod

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Re: I got a phone call from my son's school today

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Postby Howyoudoin » December 4th, 2018, 1:26 pm

Dod101 wrote:
NomoneyNohoney wrote:Hello, is that Mr Jenkins?

Yes, how can I help you?

Hi, This is little Billy’s music teacher calling

Oh, hi

Yeah, hi. I just wanted to let you know it looks like you have a little Elvis Presley on your hands!

Really? Wow! That’s..

Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet


Is this a joke?

Dod



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Re: I got a phone call from my son's school today

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Postby GoSeigen » December 5th, 2018, 9:47 am

Dod101 wrote:
NomoneyNohoney wrote:
Yeah, we just found him dead on the toilet


Is this a joke?

Dod


Toilet humour...

GS

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Re: I got a phone call from my son's school today

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Postby gryffron » December 5th, 2018, 3:45 pm

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