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Postby brightncheerful » December 5th, 2018, 3:48 pm

I walked my new girlfriend to her home after our first date.
She said she hoped I didn't expect sex so soon after meeting .
She said she liked to make a guy wait at least six months before doing stuff like that .
I said "I totally understood and respected her decision on that kind of thing, and would give her a ring in 6 months time".

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