The Lemon Fool

Dear M&S

I have bought a wireless bra.

Please let me know the password.

Is this BnC?
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--kiloran

brightncheerful wrote:Dear M&S

I have bought a wireless bra.

Please let me know the password.

Far be it for me to criticise but I think this joke could be even better if it had read "My wife bought a wireless bra..."

Rgds,
Chris

When I were a young'un, it wasn't a password we needed. It was some good honest one-handed lock-picking skills.

As the seventies progressed, the furtive lock-picking generally gave way to "Open Sesame", which was much more convenient for everybody. And by the noughties it was free Open Access. Can't wait to see what Alexa can come up with.

BJ

For some reason this is one activity I can do better with my left hand. C.

csearle wrote:For some reason this is one activity I can do better with my left hand. C.

If you drive an automatic, there is no need to pull in.

I thought all 'equipment ' should now be 'plug and play'?

Different techniques may be needed during the festive season,

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Julian F. G. W.

American Bra - 1 Yank and its off.

Burglar Bra - Smash & Grab

bungeejumper wrote:When I were a young'un, it wasn't a password we needed. It was some good honest one-handed lock-picking skills.

As the seventies progressed, the furtive lock-picking generally gave way to "Open Sesame", which was much more convenient for everybody. And by the noughties it was free Open Access. Can't wait to see what Alexa can come up with.

BJ

Just reminds me of the old one:

Why is the line at the top of a woman's stocking called the 'Smiling Line'?

Because once you get past it, you're laughing

I'll get me coat......