Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....
The first man married a woman from Greece.
He told her that she was to do the dishes and carryout house cleaning every day.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away....
The second man married a woman from Thailand.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking everyday.
The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table....
The third man married a girl from Scotland .
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table every day.
The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he urinates.....
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The Problem With Marrying A Woman From Scotland!
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If you marry a woman from Scotland, you need to make it absolutely clear right from the beginning which one of you in the relationship wears the trousers!
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If you marry a woman from Scotland, you need to make it absolutely clear right from the beginning which one of you in the relationship wears the trousers!
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jfgw wrote:If you marry a woman from Scotland, you need to make it absolutely clear right from the beginning which one of you in the relationship wears the trousers!
Julian F. G. W.
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monabri wrote:Then the realisation dawns - it ain't you!
The question for a Jock is surely what (if anything) you wear under that kilt.
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