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Heavy Duty Doorbell

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Postby jfgw » December 12th, 2018, 5:47 pm

These clips look a bit overkill for bell wire,

https://www.selcobw.com/bellwire-clips-white-pk-100

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Re: Heavy Duty Doorbell

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Postby kiloran » December 12th, 2018, 5:57 pm

Not if your bell is like this: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/a ... n-Bell.jpg

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Re: Heavy Duty Doorbell

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Postby monabri » December 14th, 2018, 4:51 pm

jfgw wrote:These clips look a bit overkill for bell wire,

https://www.selcobw.com/bellwire-clips-white-pk-100

Julian F. G. W.



Are they available in black ?

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Re: Heavy Duty Doorbell

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Postby NomoneyNohoney » December 16th, 2018, 2:40 pm

Reminds me of when I saw an advert for a "Black Man's Coat for sale".
I got annoyed at the inherent racism, till I thought about it a bit more.

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Re: Heavy Duty Doorbell

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Postby Sutch » December 20th, 2018, 10:44 am

Confusion of the order of words

That's on a par with "I need my hair cutting very badly"

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Re: Heavy Duty Doorbell

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Postby UncleEbenezer » December 20th, 2018, 11:44 am

First time I heard the expression "A Flo-Jo" back in the 1980s ...

Someone had to explain the reference to Florence Foster-Jenkins. She wanted to sing opera very, very badly. She achieved her ambition.

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Re: Heavy Duty Doorbell

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Postby Thruppennybit » December 20th, 2018, 7:25 pm

That's on a par with "I need my hair cutting very badly"


And...


Bob: I want to see how a real war is fought... so badly.

Blackadder: Well, you've come to the right place, Bob. A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside


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