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Phew

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Postby brightncheerful » January 2nd, 2019, 4:20 pm

I don't want to think I'm getting old or anything, but all the noises I used to make during sex, I now make getting out of bed.
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Re: Phew

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Postby csearle » January 2nd, 2019, 11:04 pm

:D :D Brilliant, me too. C
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Re: Phew

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Postby sg31 » January 3rd, 2019, 8:36 am

What's sex? :oops:
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Re: Phew

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Postby jfgw » January 3rd, 2019, 6:51 pm

sg31 wrote:What's sex? :oops:

It's something that happens before you get married.

Julian F. G. W.
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Re: Phew

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Postby stewamax » January 4th, 2019, 2:39 pm

True story (overheard by me):
Person A: I suffer from premature sleep
Person B: Do you mean during or after?
Person A: Before
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Re: Phew

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Postby brightncheerful » January 4th, 2019, 3:59 pm

sg31 wrote:What's sex? :oops:


It's what rich people put coal in.
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Re: Phew

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Postby OLTB » January 4th, 2019, 4:22 pm

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says 'dyslexia', but what does she know.

Cheers, OLTB.
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Re: Phew

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Postby SwissPaul » January 4th, 2019, 8:37 pm

the last time I had sex it was in Black and White!
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Re: Phew

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Postby sg31 » January 5th, 2019, 10:20 am

brightncheerful wrote:
sg31 wrote:What's sex? :oops:


It's what rich people put coal in.


I wish we had a rec button.
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Re: Phew

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Postby jfgw » January 5th, 2019, 2:19 pm

SwissPaul wrote:the last time I had sex it was in Black and White!

I have never actually videoed it.
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Re: Phew

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Postby stewamax » January 5th, 2019, 9:57 pm

You youngsters.
My memory is B&W in the silent era.
We used to hire a pianist play frantically at appropriate moments.
And the jerky film was not a camera deficiency.
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