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Monkees

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Postby OLTB » January 6th, 2019, 10:25 am

My wife said she’d divorce me if I didn’t stop singing, ‘I’m a believer’ - I thought she was joking.

Then I saw her face.

Cheers, OLTB.

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Re: Monkees

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Postby Sutch » January 6th, 2019, 12:53 pm

Now I'm a beriever !"

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Re: Monkees

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Postby csearle » January 6th, 2019, 2:07 pm

Your wife's not a Trace by any chance?

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Re: Monkees

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Postby kempiejon » January 9th, 2019, 10:50 am

csearle wrote:Your wife's not a Trace by any chance?

I see what you've done there.

Which reminds me, a Spanish magician was doing a trick and he says, "Uno, dos..." and disappeared without a trace.


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