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Cigarettes....

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Postby Itsallaguess » January 18th, 2019, 9:50 pm

I was called by a teacher from my son's school today.

They said that they'd caught my son smoking cigarettes, but when questioned he said that he'd been made to do so by one of the French foreign-exchange students that were currently visiting.

Pierre pressure can be a terrible thing when you're young.....

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Re: Cigarettes....

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Postby stewamax » January 19th, 2019, 10:56 am

They actually don't like Brits: one said "We hope you croque, Monsieur"

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Re: Cigarettes....

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Postby Itsallaguess » January 19th, 2019, 11:04 am

stewamax wrote:
They actually don't like Brits: one said "We hope you croque, Monsieur"


Things are actually worse than we thought....

The school have now been back in touch and said that it wasn't just tobacco.

Apparently there was some oui'd involved too....

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Re: Cigarettes....

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Postby bungeejumper » January 19th, 2019, 1:23 pm

I have long believed that a nation that smokes camels can hardly expect to be taken seriously. :)

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Re: Cigarettes....

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Postby stewamax » January 19th, 2019, 1:33 pm

bungeejumper wrote:I have long believed that a nation that smokes camels can hardly expect to be taken seriously. :)

Not so. They are piquant when spit roasted: just tether a camel in front of a smoky fire and spit on it.


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