Police Press Release

[neversay]

Police have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine harvester while trying to steal it has been bailed.

[stewamax]

That's progress; a hundred years ago he would have been strung up.

[richfool]

That's stooping a bit low. He should have been thrashed.

[Watis]

That's stooping a bit low. He should have been thrashed.

With a crop, no doubt?

Watis

[TUK020]

That's the last straw.
Where did you glean this kernel of information?

[richfool]

Before he was bailed, did they put him through the mill?

[panamagold]

This is becoming far to corny for me. Hopefully a mod will be along soon to sort the wheat from the chaff.

[brightncheerful]

Police have confirmed that a man who fell into a combine harvester while trying to steal it has been bailed.

Getting evidence that he did in fact try to steal it is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

[UncleIan]

Did the photofit show him with stubble?

[csearle]

Did the photofit show him with stubble?

Whilst I'm all ears as to how this would develop I must say Unclean that that's the last straw. C.

[chas49]

Can we just combine all this into one big joke?

[redsturgeon]

This thread has given me a rye smile.

John

[stewamax]

This thread has given me a rye smile

That's not how it's spelt...

[UncleIan]

I can barley believe some of these puns.

[StepOne]

Is he now in a stable condition?

[rivershiven]

These is all very stale, anything thresher?

[FluffyOverlord]

Did he "bale" himself?

https://youtu.be/x4C38Qj2BQ0

<Old video I'm surprised hasn't been posted yet>

[Itsallaguess]

Did he "bale" himself?

He may well have done - he was really quite skilful.

Out standing in his field, apparently.....

Cheers!

Itsallaguess

[stewamax]

Amaizing!

[brightncheerful]

he was really quite skilful.

Often had his ear to the ground.