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Vegan restaurant

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Vegan restaurant

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Postby brightncheerful » January 22nd, 2019, 5:54 pm

I went into a vegan restaurant yesterday and I was looked up and down by the waiter,

"Everything ok? " I asked,

"I think so, " he said, "I'm just a little unsure what to do next, we've never had a customer before. "

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Re: Vegan restaurant

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Postby csearle » January 23rd, 2019, 6:41 pm

I'm two Guinesses down and usually quite receptive to jokes. I am struggling here. Vegans exist don't they? Some of them might like a break from cooking?

Even if the joke is that vegan food tastes so bad no customers would come, wouldn't the vegans *not* suffer from this situation?

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Re: Vegan restaurant

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Postby csearle » January 23rd, 2019, 10:29 pm

Snorvey wrote:To paraphrase Frankie Boyle....

'Waiter, is there a vegan option?'

'Of course. You can **** off'
Ha ha, ha ha. :D


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