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Meanwhile, back in the chemist's shop....
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- Lemon Half
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Meanwhile, back in the chemist's shop....
So there I was in the local pharmacy, and I asked the young lady at the desk whether her shop stocked Viagra? "Yes we do," she answered.
“Does it really work?" I asked. "Yes, of course," she said.
“So can I get it over the counter?" I asked her.
“You can if you take two,” came the reply.
“Does it really work?" I asked. "Yes, of course," she said.
“So can I get it over the counter?" I asked her.
“You can if you take two,” came the reply.
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- Lemon Quarter
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Re: Meanwhile, back in the chemist's shop....
Snorvey wrote:police are searching for robbers who held up a shipment of Viagra at gunpoint
Comes in very handy when the Clerk of the Court bellows "Would you please be upstanding for His Honour Judge ..."
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- Lemon Half
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Re: Meanwhile, back in the chemist's shop....
I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn.....
It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.....
Cheers!
Itsallaguess
It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.....
Cheers!
Itsallaguess
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Re: Meanwhile, back in the chemist's shop....
Snorvey wrote:police are searching for robbers who held up a shipment of Viagra at gunpoint.
Detectives are warning that the perpetrators are hardened criminals and should not be approached
The public are warned that the criminals' weapons are loaded and dangerous, and that the criminals have been known to discharge them if approached.
Julian F. G. W
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Re: Meanwhile, back in the chemist's shop....
stewamax wrote:Snorvey wrote:police are searching for robbers who held up a shipment of Viagra at gunpoint
Comes in very handy when the Clerk of the Court bellows "Would you please be upstanding for His Honour Judge ..."
Expect a stiff fine.
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Re: Meanwhile, back in the chemist's shop....
AndyPandy wrote:stewamax wrote:Snorvey wrote:
police are searching for robbers who held up a shipment of Viagra at gunpoint
Comes in very handy when the Clerk of the Court bellows "Would you please be upstanding for His Honour Judge ..."
Expect a stiff fine.
Given the subject matter, haven't you got that the wrong way round?
Cheers!
Itsallaguess
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Re: Meanwhile, back in the chemist's shop....
Man dies after overdosing on Viagra.
His wife took it very hard.
His wife took it very hard.
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Re: Meanwhile, back in the chemist's shop....
Snorvey wrote:What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Thanks - keep the tip.
Ha ha ha ha!
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Re: Meanwhile, back in the chemist's shop....
And now Viagra eye-drops for thugs who wish to look hard
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