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[From BBC News]: A driver who swerved "to avoid an octopus" before crashing has been arrested on suspicion of drug-driving. Police were called to the A381 between Malborough and South Milton in Devon...

Thwack (may have been the sound if hit):

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The driver who swerved to avoid an octopus has been fined fifty squid.

The Cephlaplod are now investigating.

The driver swerved to avoid one octopus, but he really couldn't have avoided it, because there were hundreds of them. He was driving in the Calamari Desert.

Bink, you're in the wrong thread.

Unless I've missed that joke appearing elsewhere on lemonfool within the last couple of days?

UncleEbenezer wrote:Unless I've missed that joke appearing elsewhere on lemonfool within the last couple of days?

Cephlaplodophiles think alike: it appears that the Snug post and mine were made just 20 minutes apart

stewamax wrote:Cephlaplodophiles think alike

I'm glad you spelt it the way you did. Cephalopodophile would appear to have an entry in the Urban Dictionary.

... I'm not. It's just that my spelling is atroshus/attrocous/atroschous/bad