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[brightncheerful]

The children's classic educational books Janet and John are to be updated. Now you will have Janet and Janet, John and John, Janet wants to be John, and not forgetting of course John wants to be Janet.

[stevensfo]

The children's classic educational books Janet and John are to be updated. Now you will have Janet and Janet, John and John, Janet wants to be John, and not forgetting of course John wants to be Janet.

Until you get to their father, Dave, who is very happy that John wants to become Janet, but feels that he himself is a gay woman trapped in a man's body and his wife Chrissie, who's after a woman more macho than Dave but now very busy helping the kids with their homework set by Miss Bruce, winner of the Men's triathlon.

Steve

[stewamax]

John wants to go to the john, but Janet also wants to go to the john.
Janet doesn't want to use the same john as John.
John doesn't mind because the sign says that it is cleaned by Janets anyway.
Janet self-identifies as a john-user but nature (nor the NHS) has not endowed her to be able to use the stand-up johns.
Janet complains that the john does not cater properly for self-identifying john-users but only for Johns and NHS-assisted Janets.
John can't wait and sneaks into the janetry next door that has mirrors and closets with clean seats and a drier floor.
Janet can't wait and also sneaks next door.
She sees John emerging from a closet and curses him for not using the john next door.
John explains that although nature made him a john-user, he self-identifies as a janetry user.
After ablutions, Johnet and Jan stroll off together hand in hand.