Q: How many brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You really think Chris Grayling could change a light bulb? Or is there another brexiteer who does a job rather than just telling others they're doing it wrong?
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Re: Light bulb
If a light bulb stopped working, I used to ask everyone to gather round and hold their hands up to the light.
And then point out the old proverb: "Many hands make light work"!
And then point out the old proverb: "Many hands make light work"!
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Re: Light bulb
UncleEbenezer wrote:Q: How many brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You really think Chris Grayling could change a light bulb? Or is there another brexiteer who does a job rather than just telling others they're doing it wrong?
Now if you wanted a Ferry, Chris is your man! Then you could sue and receive £33m ..
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Re: Light bulb
Well, as an electrician and long-time leave supporter I feel I ought to put my hand up.UncleEbenezer wrote:Q: How many brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You really think Chris Grayling could change a light bulb? Or is there another brexiteer who does a job rather than just telling others they're doing it wrong?
OJ: If at first you don't secede try, try, and try again.
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Re: Light bulb
Doesn't matter because this will be the easiest light bulb ever to change.
Many brexiteers will try but when the light bulb still proves difficult to change it will be the remainers fault for not helping.
It would be easy except for the red lines, no new bulb can be substituted, no ladder can be used, it must be done in the dark by feel and the electricity must remain on.
The brexiteers will ensure that just in case the light bulb proves impossible to change there will be an alternative source of light provided regardless of cost. This will be a candle made in the UK be a new company that possesses no candle wax or candle making machinery. An alternative provider of light won't be asked but will receive a payment of £33 million for no being asked.
Many brexiteers will try but when the light bulb still proves difficult to change it will be the remainers fault for not helping.
It would be easy except for the red lines, no new bulb can be substituted, no ladder can be used, it must be done in the dark by feel and the electricity must remain on.
The brexiteers will ensure that just in case the light bulb proves impossible to change there will be an alternative source of light provided regardless of cost. This will be a candle made in the UK be a new company that possesses no candle wax or candle making machinery. An alternative provider of light won't be asked but will receive a payment of £33 million for no being asked.
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Re: Light bulb
Meanwhile some evil European comes up with an innovative solution, but we can't accept it.
Fiat Lux.
Fiat Lux.
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Re: Light bulb
UncleEbenezer wrote:Q: How many brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You really think Chris Grayling could change a light bulb? Or is there another brexiteer who does a job rather than just telling others they're doing it wrong?
The bulb will never get changed even though the majority acknowledged that it needed changing
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