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You'll never forget a woman who wears...

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Postby PrincessB » March 4th, 2019, 3:12 pm

True story.

In a tearing rush and with no cash on me, I parked up in a cheeky manner and hot footed it to the nearest cash machine which was a hundred metres away.

On the way back and in danger of getting a ticket, I went past a shop with an avert in the window showing a model with swirly blond locks, a (tasteful) skin tight dress (by which I mean not latex) with sufficient make-up to be a Z list celeb.

The caption said:

You'll never forget a woman who wears...

RACOON

I was in a proper rush, so that was all I had time to read and I couldn't see it all as the shop had those laddery shutters down.

Some perfumes had challenging names. After some research, I found that you can still buy Tramp or Gypsy.

Even Don Draper, would struggle to sell the line 'Smell like Racoon, they won't forget you in a hurry!' in a positive way.

So I had to back and see what this was all about.

Turns out it was a brand of hair extensions and the shop I had power marched past was a hairdressers.

It's stuck with me though, so I thought I'd share.

B.

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