An old Yorkshireman is lying in his bed dying. With a very weak voice he asks:
Is my wife here?
Yes, I am here.
Are my children here?
Yes, your children are all here
Are my grandchildren here?
Yes Grandad, we are all here
-Then why is the light in the kitchen still on?
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Re: Frugal
Crikey, this reminds me of my own Dad. As an obnoxious teenager, I used to shake my head in mock superior disbelief .
Years later, I've turned into my Dad! How much effort does it take to turn off a bleedin' light anyway?
Steve
Okay, obligatory joke:
Johnny: Grandad, what's that thing called when someone is on top of another person at night?
Grandad (sighing): Okay, I guess you have to learn sometime. (starts a long detailed explanation).
10 mins later...
Johnny: Grandad, they're called 'bunk beds' and Mummy wants to see you right now!!
Years later, I've turned into my Dad! How much effort does it take to turn off a bleedin' light anyway?
Steve
Okay, obligatory joke:
Johnny: Grandad, what's that thing called when someone is on top of another person at night?
Grandad (sighing): Okay, I guess you have to learn sometime. (starts a long detailed explanation).
10 mins later...
Johnny: Grandad, they're called 'bunk beds' and Mummy wants to see you right now!!
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