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Frugal

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Postby Sutch » March 6th, 2019, 9:31 am

An old Yorkshireman is lying in his bed dying. With a very weak voice he asks:

Is my wife here?

Yes, I am here.

Are my children here?

Yes, your children are all here

Are my grandchildren here?

Yes Grandad, we are all here


-Then why is the light in the kitchen still on?

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Re: Frugal

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Postby stevensfo » March 6th, 2019, 7:28 pm

Crikey, this reminds me of my own Dad. As an obnoxious teenager, I used to shake my head in mock superior disbelief .

Years later, I've turned into my Dad! :-) How much effort does it take to turn off a bleedin' light anyway?

Steve

Okay, obligatory joke:

Johnny: Grandad, what's that thing called when someone is on top of another person at night?

Grandad (sighing): Okay, I guess you have to learn sometime. (starts a long detailed explanation).

10 mins later...

Johnny: Grandad, they're called 'bunk beds' and Mummy wants to see you right now!!


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