A chap was trying to persuade his partner to engage in a bedtime amorous session. "Oh go on - I've been looking on the internet - I have learnt some new techniques" he said.
Later on, in mid-flight, he stopped and remained motionless. His partner waited and waited and after a while said, "You've stopped - what's happening?".
Chap said, "Oh - its a new technique I have learnt from the internet. Its called Buffering !!"
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Re: New technique
stewamax wrote:Be VERY careful of a one-key displacement typo on your keyboard
Its called Buffering !!
Yes, I spotted that as well.
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Re: New technique
PinkDalek wrote:https://www.apostrophe.org.uk/
It's (!) got its (!) own website? Since 2001?
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Re: New technique
XFool wrote:It's (!) got its (!) own website? Since 2001?
Yes, I get your point, but they don't misuse that phrase.
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Re: New technique
PinkDalek wrote:XFool wrote:It's (!) got its (!) own website? Since 2001?
Yes, I get your point, but they don't misuse that phrase.
I just knew...
since
/sɪns/
preposition, conjunction, & adverb
1. in the intervening period between (the time mentioned) and the time under consideration, typically the present.
"she has suffered from depression since she was sixteen"
I rest my case.
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