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Postby brightncheerful » March 18th, 2019, 1:29 pm

I just said "No comment" all the way through the police interview.
I didn't get the job.

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Postby stewamax » March 19th, 2019, 10:20 am

And when you were asked whether you would - if necessary - use the third degree, you replied that you hadn't been to university.

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Postby UncleEbenezer » March 19th, 2019, 10:38 am

stewamax wrote:And when you were asked whether you would - if necessary - use the third degree, you replied that you hadn't been to university.

I only have two, but I'm much looking forward to studying for the third.

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Postby AndyPandy » March 19th, 2019, 8:20 pm

stewamax wrote:And when you were asked whether you would - if necessary - use the third degree, you replied that you hadn't been to university.


It is reasonably well known that Prince Charles is a fan of the Three Degrees. I recall an episode of Week Ending ( Radio 4's satirical l take on the news) with a report that Prince Charles, who was unwell at the time was "ill in bed, feeling three degrees under"


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