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Postby brightncheerful » March 20th, 2019, 5:42 pm

Theresa May and Phillip went back to their hometown and did an event where some of the public got to interact with them. This grubby working-class guy who was clearly a manual labourer came up and said, "Hi Theresa."

Theresa looked at him and said with some warmth, "Oh John, it's so good to see you! What are you doing with yourself these days ?" "I'm a bricklayer," he replied, "It's not anything on your level, of course, but it puts food on the table."

Later, after that guy had gone, Phillip asked Theresa, "You know him ?" Theresa replied, "Darling, you won't believe this, but John and I went on three or four dates back in school before we met... Just think, instead of a bricklayer, John could easily have been the husband of the Prime Minister." "

No," replied Phillip, "You'd just be married to some bricklayer."

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