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Postby brightncheerful » March 21st, 2019, 10:31 am

Me: what’s the wifi password?
Bartender: you need to buy a drink first.
Me: i'll have a coke.
Bartender: is pepsi ok?
Me: sure...how much is that?
Bartender: £3.
Me: there you go, now what's the wifi password?
Barman: you need to buy a drink first. no spaces and all lowercase.

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Re: Wifi

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Postby kempiejon » March 21st, 2019, 2:01 pm

tha could plausibly happen not the version I heard

Jake was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
Jake replied "Is that no spaces, all lower case?"

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Re: Wifi

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Postby zico » April 6th, 2019, 1:29 pm

I liked the password i was given at a restaurant 'antisocial '!

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Re: Wifi

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Postby csearle » April 6th, 2019, 3:11 pm

zico wrote:I liked the password i was given at a restaurant 'antisocial '!
Excellent.


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