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Itsallaguess
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Re: Sherlock
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip.
Tired from a long hike on the first day, they set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Sherlock
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, and then speaks -
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"Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!!"
Cheers!
Itsallaguess
Tired from a long hike on the first day, they set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Sherlock
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
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"Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!!"
Cheers!
Itsallaguess
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Re: Sherlock
Itsallaguess wrote:Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip.
Tired from a long hike on the first day, they set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Sherlock
Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, and then speaks -
"Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!!"
Cheers!
Itsallaguess
I'm replying only because this is one of the first jokes I remember reading from TMF c.1999.
Like....
"Grandad, what's that thing called where two people go to bed and sleep on top of each other?"
---"Ah, well, you're a bit young, but...well....here goes.." (Long talk about Birds and bees)
10 minutes later.....
"Grandad, they're called 'Bunk beds' and Mummy wants to see you right now!!!!"
Steve
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PinkDalek
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Re: Sherlock
I'm only replying as thwacks are as rare as hen's teeth:
viewtopic.php?p=206051#p206051
DAK any jokes about Shih Tzus or Panasonic Bread Makers?
Self-thwacked:
viewtopic.php?p=163984#p163984
viewtopic.php?p=206051#p206051
DAK any jokes about Shih Tzus or Panasonic Bread Makers?
Self-thwacked:
viewtopic.php?p=163984#p163984
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