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Sutch
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Thief

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Postby Sutch » April 27th, 2019, 1:24 pm

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you

You have my Word
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Re: Thief

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Postby UncleEbenezer » April 27th, 2019, 1:27 pm

Your word is now ... deleted.
Sorry.
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Re: Thief

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Postby stewamax » April 27th, 2019, 5:00 pm

He obviously had Access
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Re: Thief

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Postby Itsallaguess » April 27th, 2019, 5:03 pm

Sutch wrote:
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you

You have my Word


Apparently the police have been in touch to give an update on the theft, but they've said that the Outlook isn't great...

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Re: Thief

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Postby monabri » May 3rd, 2019, 4:30 pm

Probably got in through the Windows?
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Re: Thief

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Postby Lanark » May 3rd, 2019, 5:08 pm

Im sorry but this is really your own fault, if you had kept your laptop plugged into a secure Power Point this would never have happened.
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Re: Thief

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Postby monabri » May 4th, 2019, 10:33 am

Lanark wrote:Im sorry but this is really your own fault, if you had kept your laptop plugged into a secure Power Point this would never have happened.


Oh come on, let's not get "PERSONAL" about this, let's be "PROFESSIONAL"...
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Re: Thief

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Postby monabri » May 4th, 2019, 10:36 am

Sutch wrote:To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you

You have my Word



If you want to come and discuss your loss, I keep an "Open Office" which might help - though don't tell Bill!
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Re: Thief

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Postby UncleEbenezer » August 31st, 2019, 8:56 am

Sutch wrote:To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you

You have my Word

Did you just nick it right back?
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Re: Thief

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Postby TUK020 » August 31st, 2019, 8:58 am

work in an Open Office?
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