Groans

[brightncheerful]

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Does the name Quasimodo ring a bell?

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

[stewamax]

Amaizingly corny!