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OLTB
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Bird Watching

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Postby OLTB » June 16th, 2019, 8:41 pm

Just spotted Sinead O'Connor bird-watching.

I asked how she was getting on.

She said, "so far it's been 7 owls and 15 jays".

Cheers, OLTB.
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Re: Bird Watching

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Postby sg31 » June 16th, 2019, 9:48 pm

It took a while but I got there in the end. :lol:
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Re: Bird Watching

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Postby UncleEbenezer » June 18th, 2019, 11:11 pm

My friend is an orthinologist.

Being dyslexic, he's very good at word-botching.
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Re: Bird Watching

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Postby csearle » June 19th, 2019, 7:46 am

UncleEbenezer wrote:My friend is an orthinologist.

Being dyslexic, he's very good at word-botching.
Just brilliant. :)
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Re: Bird Watching

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Postby Instep » June 19th, 2019, 11:48 pm

sg31 wrote:It took a while but I got there in the end. :lol:

I've still not got there. :?
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Re: Bird Watching

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Postby Scillyfool » June 20th, 2019, 7:07 am

I've still not got there.


Nothing compares to ewe!
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Re: Bird Watching

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Postby UncleIan » June 20th, 2019, 10:10 am

OLTB wrote:She said, "so far it's been 7 owls and 15 jays".


Since you rook your dove away?
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Re: Bird Watching

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Postby OLTB » June 20th, 2019, 12:25 pm

UncleIan wrote:
OLTB wrote:She said, "so far it's been 7 owls and 15 jays".


Since you rook your dove away?


Fantastic!
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Re: Bird Watching

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Postby Watis » June 20th, 2019, 12:36 pm

It's my tern now.

Are there no linnets to how far this could go?

Watis (ducks and runs away)
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Re: Bird Watching

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Postby monabri » June 20th, 2019, 8:24 pm

What a carrion, you're driving me cuckoo! I feel a Little Auk..ward, Eider you tell me or Knot! It's all a bit Ruff.
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Re: Bird Watching

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Postby brightncheerful » June 21st, 2019, 2:17 pm

I went to a party dressed as a loaf of bread.
The birds were all over me.
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