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Sutch
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Postby Sutch » July 9th, 2019, 3:15 pm

I've just applied for a new job at the Citroen factory.

I had to send in 2 CVs.
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Re: New Job

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Postby ReformedCharacter » July 9th, 2019, 3:18 pm

Sutch wrote:I've just applied for a new job at the Citroen factory.

I had to send in 2 CVs.


I bet you're Dyane to start.

RC
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Re: New Job

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Postby TUK020 » July 9th, 2019, 3:56 pm

Is that why the recruitment manager scrawled D.S. across your CV in big red letters?
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Re: New Job

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Postby brightncheerful » July 9th, 2019, 4:45 pm

On the principle it is only an old joke if you've heard it before…

I was hungry so I went to the best ever burger van.
It was so good, it had 4 Michelin tyres.
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