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I went to the fancy dress party dressed as a bread crumb

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AsleepInYorkshire
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I went to the fancy dress party dressed as a bread crumb

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » July 18th, 2019, 6:17 pm

The birds were all over me

AiY :shock:

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Re: I went to the fancy dress party dressed as a bread crumb

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Postby richfool » July 18th, 2019, 7:18 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:The birds were all over me

AiY :shock:

Crumbs! You could have been toast.

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Re: I went to the fancy dress party dressed as a bread crumb

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Postby brightncheerful » July 18th, 2019, 8:34 pm

Twack! Pre-supposing you're not pedantic

viewtopic.php?f=64&t=18131&p=231215&hilit=Bread#p231215

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Re: I went to the fancy dress party dressed as a bread crumb

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » July 18th, 2019, 10:19 pm

brightncheerful wrote:Twack! Pre-supposing you're not pedantic

viewtopic.php?f=64&t=18131&p=231215&hilit=Bread#p231215

:( :roll:

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Re: I went to the fancy dress party dressed as a bread crumb

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Postby csearle » July 18th, 2019, 10:45 pm

brightncheerful wrote:Twack! Pre-supposing you're not pedantic
If we were being pedantic we would have to pick you up on the missing (silent?) "h".

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Re: I went to the fancy dress party dressed as a bread crumb

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » July 18th, 2019, 11:34 pm

csearle wrote:
brightncheerful wrote:Twack! Pre-supposing you're not pedantic
If we were being pedantic we would have to pick you up on the missing (silent?) "h".

?pedanthic :shock:

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Re: I went to the fancy dress party dressed as a bread crumb

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Postby brightncheerful » July 19th, 2019, 12:09 pm

If we were being pedantic we would have to pick you up on the missing (silent?) "h".


If we were being pedantic then we would have to pick you up on the missing (silent?) "h".

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It was late, i was tired; and didn't finish work until 00:10 today.

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o/b joke:

Saw an elderly man get out of his car to escort an even more elderly woman, whom I can only assume to be his mother, to a care home. To reduce the walk he parked on double yellow lines.
Second later and WHACK! Parking ticket on the windscreen.
And if he takes much longer I might give him another one.


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