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Postby brightncheerful » August 7th, 2019, 4:49 pm

"Do you have any change for a cup of tea?"

"Yeah, try coffee."

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Postby stewamax » August 8th, 2019, 10:24 am

Unrealistic. In the tourist parts of London at least, change won't buy you anything at all.
The more usual solicitation is "..and I take Contactless" - except in Kensington where a cup of tea breaches the £30 limit


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