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Memory Aid

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Memory Aid

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Postby Sutch » August 23rd, 2019, 7:30 pm

Remember - having sex on a regular basis helps to keep your memory active.

I wish you all a great 2016

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Re: Memory Aid

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » August 23rd, 2019, 7:38 pm

The average male will have sex 6,000 times in his lifetime.

I did a work-back. I will be 426 years old when I die.

AiY

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Re: Memory Aid

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Postby UncleEbenezer » August 24th, 2019, 11:05 am

Am I already dead or do I have many good centuries ahead?

In other words, does going solo count?

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Re: Memory Aid

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Postby ReformedCharacter » August 24th, 2019, 5:37 pm

UncleEbenezer wrote:Am I already dead or do I have many good centuries ahead?

In other words, does going solo count?

I don't think so, but when I was young I was told that it can make you go bl_et-*cnd bout j'l thoknk th+t@s kust s mylth.

%c

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Re: Memory Aid

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Postby stewamax » August 26th, 2019, 9:55 am

If your memory is failing, just try to keep in mind the Law of 1000.
Assuming an average of 2.5 such acts per week but with 4 in year 1 (new broom enthusiasm), this totals a tad under 1000 by year 7.
Ergo the Seven Year Itch.

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Re: Memory Aid

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Postby UncleEbenezer » August 26th, 2019, 10:25 am

ReformedCharacter wrote:
UncleEbenezer wrote:In other words, does going solo count?

I don't think so,
%c

If going solo doesn't count, then male and female lifetime averages must match pretty closely. So I wonder why the figure was presented as specifically for men :?


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