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Age old question, new age answer

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Postby brightncheerful » September 6th, 2019, 9:38 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid a general election.

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Re: Age old question, new age answer

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Postby Thruppennybit » September 6th, 2019, 11:08 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Real answer here:

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Re: Age old question, new age answer

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Postby Scillyfool » September 6th, 2019, 8:19 pm

A chicken was standing by the road when a duck walked up to him intent on crossing the road.

"Don't do it", said the chicken, "you'll never hear the end of it". 8-)

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Re: Age old question, new age answer

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » September 6th, 2019, 8:38 pm

brightncheerful wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid a general election.


Do you have a back stop?

AiY


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