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Brexit Beer Deal

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Postby richfool » September 10th, 2019, 1:21 pm

A notice I saw under the heading:

Brexit Beer Deal

Tell the barmaid what you want and
she will serve you something else.

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Re: Brexit Beer Deal

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Postby peterh » September 12th, 2019, 2:55 pm

Brexit Beer Deal #2

A man goes into a bar and asks for a beer.

He's served a beer, but it's one he doesn't like.

He complains and says 'this isn't what I ordered'.

The barman says 'you ordered a beer and that's what I gave you. You didn't say which beer'.

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Re: Brexit Beer Deal

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Postby XFool » September 12th, 2019, 5:33 pm

:lol:

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Re: Brexit Beer Deal

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Postby TUK020 » September 12th, 2019, 6:35 pm

peterh wrote:Brexit Beer Deal #2

A man goes into a bar and asks for a beer.

He's served a beer, but it's one he doesn't like.

He complains and says 'this isn't what I ordered'.

The barman says 'you ordered a beer and that's what I gave you. You didn't say which beer'.

The man grumbles, and then asks for some scratchings.

The barman 'sorry, it was a hard beer, so all of our snacks have run out'

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Re: Brexit Beer Deal

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Postby SalvorHardin » September 12th, 2019, 6:59 pm

The best Brexit beer deal is JD Wetherspoon with its special offer of 20p off a pint. Even to remainers

Its share price is up by over 90% since the day of the Brexit vote. Whereas the FTSE100 is up by about 19% over the same period.

(a satisfied Wetherspoons shareholder)

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Re: Brexit Beer Deal

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Postby Spet0789 » September 12th, 2019, 8:17 pm

SalvorHardin wrote:The best Brexit beer deal is JD Wetherspoon with its special offer of 20p off a pint. Even to remainers

Its share price is up by over 90% since the day of the Brexit vote. Whereas the FTSE100 is up by about 19% over the same period.

(a satisfied Wetherspoons shareholder)


I had feared you were lost to these boards due to your unretirement. Are you back posting again?

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Re: Brexit Beer Deal

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Postby SalvorHardin » September 12th, 2019, 9:14 pm

Spet0789 wrote:I had feared you were lost to these boards due to your unretirement. Are you back posting again?

Yes. I quit after 3 days when it became clear that I was expected to work most days in Central London, having been told that I was going to be allowed to work most days at home.

I gather that there had been a policy change and since I could afford to walk away I did. A 5 hour round trip commute is a deal breaker for me!

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Re: Brexit Beer Deal

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Postby Lootman » September 12th, 2019, 9:38 pm

SalvorHardin wrote:
Spet0789 wrote:I had feared you were lost to these boards due to your unretirement. Are you back posting again?

Yes. I quit after 3 days when it became clear that I was expected to work most days in Central London, having been told that I was going to be allowed to work most days at home.

I gather that there had been a policy change and since I could afford to walk away I did. A 5 hour round trip commute is a deal breaker for me!

You did better than me. I have done one full day's work since retiring nearly 20 years ago. Although I don't include my "job" as a quizmaster in my local pub, which I am also now retired from.

With you on Wetherspoons by the way. My position is up nearly threefold. I recall drinking in their first pub in Muswell Hill, where I lived for a long time. It was maybe 40 years ago. Tim Martin follows me around - I see him pottering around Exeter from time to time, and at the George on South Street of course.

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Re: Brexit Beer Deal

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Postby Spet0789 » September 16th, 2019, 7:30 pm

SalvorHardin wrote:
Spet0789 wrote:I had feared you were lost to these boards due to your unretirement. Are you back posting again?

Yes. I quit after 3 days when it became clear that I was expected to work most days in Central London, having been told that I was going to be allowed to work most days at home.

I gather that there had been a policy change and since I could afford to walk away I did. A 5 hour round trip commute is a deal breaker for me!


Good for you. Great example of the I in FIRE!

Welcome back.


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