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I know a lot of jokes about white sugar

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AsleepInYorkshire
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I know a lot of jokes about white sugar

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » September 12th, 2019, 7:07 pm

But only one about brown

Demerara

Thank youp

AiY

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Re: I know a lot of jokes about white sugar

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Postby Itsallaguess » September 12th, 2019, 7:32 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:
But only one about brown - Demerara


Let no-one Caster spersions on your comedic talent AiY!

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

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Re: I know a lot of jokes about white sugar

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » September 12th, 2019, 8:37 pm

Itsallaguess wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:
But only one about brown - Demerara


Let no-one Caster spersions on your comedic talent AiY!

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

Sweet :roll:

AiY

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Re: I know a lot of jokes about white sugar

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Postby csearle » September 12th, 2019, 11:05 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:But only one about brown

Demerara

Thank youp

AiY
To (almost) quote the late John Denver "Aye AsleepInYorkshire, icing to your spirit, the men who have served you so long and so well."

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Re: I know a lot of jokes about white sugar

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » September 12th, 2019, 11:31 pm

csearle wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:But only one about brown

Demerara

Thank youp

AiY
To (almost) quote the late John Denver "Aye AsleepInYorkshire, icing to your spirit, the men who have served you so long and so well."

May the road rise up to meet your feet

AiY

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Re: I know a lot of jokes about white sugar

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » September 12th, 2019, 11:51 pm

Snorvey wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:But only one about brown

Demerara

Thank youp

AiY


I don't get it.

Nor me :shock:

AiY

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Re: I know a lot of jokes about white sugar

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Postby Itsallaguess » September 13th, 2019, 4:23 am

Snorvey wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:
But only one about brown

Demerara...


I don't get it.


Perhaps Demerara than anyone thought then....

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

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Re: I know a lot of jokes about white sugar

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Postby UncleEbenezer » September 13th, 2019, 5:41 am

Snorvey wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:But only one about brown

Demerara

Thank youp

AiY


I don't get it.


It doesn't entirely work with the Yorkshire accent. Maybe somewhere closer to Demerara itself?

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Re: I know a lot of jokes about white sugar

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Postby Gaggsy » September 13th, 2019, 2:46 pm

It must be the accent AiY ;)

For any still struggling to get it, I first heard it here:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland- ... e-49389208

On his joke claiming the top spot, Falafel said: "This is a fantastic honour but it's like I've always said, jokes about white sugar are rare, jokes about brown sugar... demerara."

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Re: I know a lot of jokes about white sugar

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Postby Watis » September 13th, 2019, 2:50 pm

Gaggsy wrote:It must be the accent AiY ;)

For any still struggling to get it, I first heard it here:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland- ... e-49389208

On his joke claiming the top spot, Falafel said: "This is a fantastic honour but it's like I've always said, jokes about white sugar are rare, jokes about brown sugar... demerara."


Thanks for the explanation - it had got me beet! :D

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Re: I know a lot of jokes about white sugar

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Postby vrdiver » September 13th, 2019, 2:57 pm

Watis wrote:
Gaggsy wrote:It must be the accent AiY ;)

For any still struggling to get it, I first heard it here:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland- ... e-49389208

On his joke claiming the top spot, Falafel said: "This is a fantastic honour but it's like I've always said, jokes about white sugar are rare, jokes about brown sugar... demerara."


Thanks for the explanation - it had got me beet! :D

Should have been caned for demerara. :o

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Re: I know a lot of jokes about white sugar

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Postby Rituximan » September 14th, 2019, 1:18 pm

This is all too refined for my taste ;)

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Re: I know a lot of jokes about white sugar

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Postby UncleEbenezer » September 14th, 2019, 2:51 pm

Rituximan wrote:This is all too refined for my taste ;)

You prefer the cane or the beet? Or something more exotic?


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