Words of wisdom
Posted: October 22nd, 2019, 11:07 pm
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream, and that's close enough.
Never, ever, ever trust anyone who says "Trust Me".
A lost property office is for people to return things they find and don't want.
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
An agreeable person is someone who agrees with you.
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
If it weren't for me, there'd just be a pile of my clothes on the floor.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Stare at people. It's cheap entertainment.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream, and that's close enough.
Never, ever, ever trust anyone who says "Trust Me".
A lost property office is for people to return things they find and don't want.
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
An agreeable person is someone who agrees with you.
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
If it weren't for me, there'd just be a pile of my clothes on the floor.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Stare at people. It's cheap entertainment.
