Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favorite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.
Rappers: Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.
Blind people: Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.
Drivers: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way.
Depressed people: Instead of attempting suicide as a 'cry for help', simply shout 'Help!' thus saving money on paracetamol, etc.
Motorists: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your phone inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.
Shoes last twice as long if only worn every other day.
Single men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Victoria's Secret with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
Boil an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan.
McDonald's: Make your brown carrier bags green in color so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows.
Women: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a suit anyway and you could use the saved energy to vacuum the house afterwards.
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laladonny wrote:Women: Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a suit anyway and you could use the saved energy to vacuum the house afterwards.
Good job we only have a very small rug in the lounge
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Could this be a record for most number of forum rules broken in one post? (see highlighted section at the top of the board ^)
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Wednesday's Top Tip:
Think of a subject, any subject. Now imagine that everyone is gutted, stunned, gobsmacked, and there is outrage, fury, uproar, mounting anger, growing concern, growing resentment and the story has gone viral.
Repeat for another subject.
You will save hundreds of pounds by never having to buy a tabloid again.
Steve
Think of a subject, any subject. Now imagine that everyone is gutted, stunned, gobsmacked, and there is outrage, fury, uproar, mounting anger, growing concern, growing resentment and the story has gone viral.
Repeat for another subject.
You will save hundreds of pounds by never having to buy a tabloid again.
Steve
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