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Deep in space

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Postby Sutch » November 7th, 2019, 4:00 pm

Somewhere on the way to Mars

"Mumbai - we have a problem"

"Please hold ...............your call is important to us"

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Re: Deep in space

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Postby stewamax » November 7th, 2019, 5:02 pm

- 30 seconds of silence
- several clicks
- noise of distant call centre
-“Hello – my name is Cedric*. Is that Mr Spacecraft-Chandrayaan? I am from the technical department of India Telecom. We have reports that your computer has a virus….
- loud BOOM
- are you there Mr Spacecraft-Chandrayaan??


* I actually once received a call from a ‘Cedric’. 'John' I could just about believe, but 'Cedric'?

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Re: Deep in space

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Postby genou » November 7th, 2019, 8:46 pm

stewamax wrote:* I actually once received a call from a ‘Cedric’. 'John' I could just about believe, but 'Cedric'?


It should be Cerdic. All Cedric's are descended from a character in Walter Scott's Ivanhoe in which he got the name wrong. <Michael Caine> not a lot of people know that </Michael Caine>


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