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On wine

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laladonny
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On wine

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Postby laladonny » November 12th, 2019, 1:11 am

They should put more wine in the bottle so there’s enough for two people.

I tried cooking with wine last night. It didn’t go so well. After five glasses I forgot why I was even in the kitchen.

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Re: On wine

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Postby UncleEbenezer » November 12th, 2019, 7:28 am

The bottles are that size on the assumption that you'll recycle it. Works best when you reach the state of contentment to turn your water into wine.

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Re: On wine

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Postby stewamax » November 12th, 2019, 9:35 am

laladonny wrote:I tried cooking with wine last night.

The result can be a bit runny, but I can recommend cooking with meat, fish, vegetables, eggs and so on.

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Re: On wine

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Postby UncleEbenezer » November 12th, 2019, 10:19 am

stewamax wrote:
laladonny wrote:I tried cooking with wine last night.

The result can be a bit runny, but I can recommend cooking with meat, fish, vegetables, eggs and so on.

Is that what you call her?

No wonder you're stew!


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