Does anyone know how long chickens can last in a freezer ...

[AsleepInYorkshire]

... only I put one in last night and this morning it was dead

AiY

[stewamax]

What a coincidence: a huge and malevolent T-Rex-toothed chicken has posted on Motley Fowl asking if anyone knew how long tykes can last in a freezer ...

[monabri]

From the BBC

https://youtu.be/72zLHGCOm-0

(BBC's "Mongrels"..only 2 series, unfortunately...)

[Bminusrob]

Reminds me of the parrot who swore.

A man owned a parrot who had a bad habit of swearing. "F*** this" and "B****** that". One day, after a particularly vociferous session of swearing, the man could take it no longer. He grabbed the parrot, and stuffed it in the freezer. There was a sound of flapping, but this soon stopped. After about ten minutes, the man felt remorseful, and opened the freezer door and took the parrot out. The parrot was shivering, but looked at the man and said "I am extremely sorry that I swear so much. I will try to moderate my language. Now, may I respectfully ask what the chicken did?"

[richfool]

That reminded me, if you cook roast parrot, what do you stuff it with?











Answer: Polyfilla