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Alphabet soup

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Alphabet soup

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Postby ifindoubt3 » December 31st, 2016, 2:02 pm

I really love alphabet soup. Yesterday, for my tea, I gorged on four tins.

This morning, I had the biggest vowel movement ever.

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Re: Alphabet soup

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Postby jfgw » December 31st, 2016, 4:18 pm

My wife gave me a bowl of cheap alphabet spaghetti yesterday. I don't know where she got it from but it only had "O"s in it.

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Re: Alphabet soup

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Postby AndyPandy » January 1st, 2017, 10:43 am

My kids like spelling out their names, but they weren't able to as there were only loads of the letters A D E I R S T and no others in it.

This is going to spell disaster, I thought.

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Re: Alphabet soup

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Postby Itsallaguess » June 25th, 2019, 6:33 pm

My mum used to feed me alphabet soup when I was a kid.

For some reason, she insisted on me telling everyone that I loved it.

I didn't really - she was just putting words in my mouth.....

Cheers!

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