Donate to Remove ads

Got a credit card? use our Credit Card & Finance Calculators

Thanks to eyeball08,Wondergirly,bofh,johnstevens77,Bhoddhisatva, for Donating to support the site

Sage advice

Laughter is the best medicine, find and post jokes. nothing too saucy please, Dad jokes, Current news jokes..
Forum rules
Material posted here that is disparaging towards any group on the basis of race, faith, nationality, gender, disability or sexual orientation will be deleted and any poster of such material risks suspension.
laladonny
Lemon Slice
Posts: 506
Joined: November 18th, 2016, 12:03 am
Been thanked: 433 times

Sage advice

#280193

Postby laladonny » January 27th, 2020, 12:06 am

Whatever doesn't kill you will make you stronger.
Except for bears. Bears will kill you.

jfgw
Lemon Quarter
Posts: 2564
Joined: November 4th, 2016, 3:36 pm
Has thanked: 1104 times
Been thanked: 1165 times

Re: Sage advice

#280405

Postby jfgw » January 27th, 2020, 7:34 pm

I don't follow this.

Let set A be anything which kills you;
Let set B be anything which strengthens you.

From the clause, "Whatever doesn't kill you will make you stronger", we know that anything not in set A must be in set B.
It follows that anything not in set B must be in set A otherwise it would violate the first clause as cited above.
Note that this clause does not preclude any element or elements from existing in both sets A and B.
From the second clause, "Except for bears", we can infer that bears are an exception to the first clause and, therefore, exist outside of both sets A and B. We, therefore, have four areas:

1. Elements in set A only: Things that kill you but do not strengthen you;
2. Elements in set B only: Things that strengthen you but do not kill you;
3. Elements in both sets A and B: Things that both kill you and strengthen you.
4. Bears.

However, this is in direct contradiction to the third clause: "Bears will kill you" as this places bears in set A. Bears, therefore, belong either in area 1 or area 3 as listed above.


Julian F. G. W.

TUK020
Lemon Quarter
Posts: 2042
Joined: November 5th, 2016, 7:41 am
Has thanked: 762 times
Been thanked: 1179 times

Re: Sage advice

#280410

Postby TUK020 » January 27th, 2020, 7:42 pm

Except Teddy Bears

AleisterCrowley
Lemon Half
Posts: 6385
Joined: November 4th, 2016, 11:35 am
Has thanked: 1882 times
Been thanked: 2026 times

Re: Sage advice

#280423

Postby AleisterCrowley » January 27th, 2020, 8:13 pm

Whatever doesn't kill you will make you stronger.

The logically-consistent exception is polio,

jfgw
Lemon Quarter
Posts: 2564
Joined: November 4th, 2016, 3:36 pm
Has thanked: 1104 times
Been thanked: 1165 times

Re: Sage advice

#280461

Postby jfgw » January 27th, 2020, 11:50 pm

AleisterCrowley wrote:Whatever doesn't kill you will make you stronger.

The logically-consistent exception is polio,


I'm sure there are many exceptions. The first premise is clearly false.

Last time I checked, I had not been killed by a bears. This is not proof that the third premise is false as it is still possible but, based upon how other people in my vicinity have died, I conclude that the third premise is probably false.

If the first and third premises are both false, it seems Very unlikely that the second premise could be true. We, therefore, probably have three false premises and a logical inconsistency.

Things are not looking too good for the O.P.

Julian F. G. W.

TUK020
Lemon Quarter
Posts: 2042
Joined: November 5th, 2016, 7:41 am
Has thanked: 762 times
Been thanked: 1179 times

Re: Sage advice

#280475

Postby TUK020 » January 28th, 2020, 7:22 am

Humour is like a kitten.
It rarely survives dissection

UncleEbenezer
The full Lemon
Posts: 10789
Joined: November 4th, 2016, 8:17 pm
Has thanked: 1470 times
Been thanked: 2996 times

Re: Sage advice

#280497

Postby UncleEbenezer » January 28th, 2020, 8:39 am

jfgw wrote:Things are not looking too good for the O.P.

Looking good for us, though. The OP, if not dead after posting, is stronger. Either way, we're spared the jokes of the weak.

I don't think I can bear it if that's wrong.

stewamax
Lemon Quarter
Posts: 2456
Joined: November 7th, 2016, 2:40 pm
Has thanked: 84 times
Been thanked: 798 times

Re: Sage advice

#280900

Postby stewamax » January 29th, 2020, 3:12 pm

But if you kill your for(e)bears you may never have existed - A.Einstein (perhaps)


Return to “Laughing Lemons”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 26 guests