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The old philosopher

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laladonny
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The old philosopher

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Postby laladonny » January 29th, 2020, 12:38 am

Plato once said "I am the wisest man alive for I know one thing. And that is that I know nothing".
How did he know that?
His wife told him.
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Postby stewamax » January 29th, 2020, 3:18 pm

And Epimenides the Cretan said "All Cretans are liars."
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Postby AleisterCrowley » January 29th, 2020, 3:33 pm

stewamax wrote:And Epimenides the Cretan said "All Cretans are liars."

Which is not, in itself, a paradox.

(He may have known one or more truthful Cretans)
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