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Replace a word with toilet paper

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Re: Replace a word with toilet paper

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Postby kiloran » March 24th, 2020, 10:27 am

Of course, this was one of Bill Shakespeare's specialist subjects. For example:

Much Ado About Toilet Paper
A Midsummer Night's Toilet Paper
Merchant of Toilet Paper
The Taming of the Toilet Paper
Twelfth Toilet Paper
All's Well That Ends Toilet Paper

and many others

--kiloran

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Re: Replace a word with toilet paper

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Postby Instep » March 24th, 2020, 10:31 am

Twenty four hours from Toilet paper
Toilet paper should be so lucky.

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Re: Replace a word with toilet paper

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Postby OLTB » March 24th, 2020, 10:42 am

Film: Dude, Where's My Toilet Paper?
Book: Bring up the Toilet Paper
Song: Another one bites the Toilet Paper

Cheers, OLTB.

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Re: Replace a word with toilet paper

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Postby monabri » March 24th, 2020, 11:24 am

" An Andrex, an Andrex, my Kingdom for an Andrex!"

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Re: Replace a word with toilet paper

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Postby moorfield » March 24th, 2020, 1:02 pm

Out of Toilet Paper.

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Re: Replace a word with toilet paper

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Postby Leothebear » March 24th, 2020, 5:10 pm

Film: Gone with the toilet paper.
The Shawshank toilet paper.
Sink the toilet paper
Planet of the toilet paper




Song: We're all goin' on a toilet paper holiday.
I wanna hold your toilet paper
I know it's only rock and toilet paper
I can't get no toilet paper


Book: The importance of being toilet paper
For whom the toilet paper tolls
Jane's Book of Military toilet paper
The Oxford English toilet paper

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Re: Replace a word with toilet paper

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Postby Leothebear » March 24th, 2020, 5:20 pm

Not forgetting: The Lion, the Witch and the toilet paper

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Re: Replace a word with toilet paper

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Postby servodude » March 24th, 2020, 10:08 pm

Most of the good ones have been taken! Chappeau fools!

The Usual Toilet Paper
It's a Wonderful Toilet paper
Toilet paper flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
Catch Toilet Paper if you Can

-sd

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Re: Replace a word with toilet paper

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Postby brightncheerful » March 25th, 2020, 9:00 am

BBC Radio:

Toilet Paper's Half Hour
The Clitheroe Toilet Paper
The Navy Toilet Paper
Mrs Dale's Toilet Paper
The Toilet Papers - an every day story of country folk
I'm Sorry I'll Toilet Paper That Again.
The Now Toilet Paper
The Toilet Paper Quiz
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Toilet Paper
Desert Island Toilet Paper
Sounds of the Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper of the Sixties
Woman's Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper and Yours
World at Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper at One
Money Toilet Paper
Six O'clock Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper at Bedtime
The Toilet Paper Tonight
Toilet Paper in Parliament
Shipping Toilet Paper
Prayer for the Toilet Paper
Farming Toilet Paper

………tbc

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Re: Replace a word with toilet paper

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Postby mike » March 25th, 2020, 12:57 pm

brightncheerful wrote:BBC Radio:

Shipping Toilet Paper

………tbc


I would have though that Toilet Paper Forecast may more useful !

It might mean Dover, Wight, Portland and Plymouth being overwhelmed, but Fair Isle should be OK !

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Re: Replace a word with toilet paper

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Postby panamagold » March 25th, 2020, 6:31 pm

Film - Toilet Paper.
Song - Toilet Paper.
Book - Toilet Paper.

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Re: Replace a word with toilet paper

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Postby brightncheerful » March 26th, 2020, 9:53 am

panamagold wrote:Film - Toilet Paper.
Song - Toilet Paper.
Book - Toilet Paper.


Let me guess:

Film = Aliens
Song = Gone
Book = Atonement

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Re: Replace a word with toilet paper

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Postby panamagold » March 26th, 2020, 11:08 am

brightncheerful wrote:
panamagold wrote:Film - Toilet Paper.
Song - Toilet Paper.
Book - Toilet Paper.


Let me guess:

Film = Aliens
Song = Gone
Book = Atonement


Wow! 3 out of 3. How impressive is that!

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Re: Replace a word with toilet paper

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Postby vrdiver » March 26th, 2020, 1:09 pm

panamagold wrote:
brightncheerful wrote:
panamagold wrote:Film - Toilet Paper.
Song - Toilet Paper.
Book - Toilet Paper.


Let me guess:

Film = Aliens
Song = Gone
Book = Atonement


Wow! 3 out of 3. How impressive is that!

Could have had them all in one if you'd used 3-ply.


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