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The Wife.

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The Wife.

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Postby sg31 » March 28th, 2020, 9:00 pm

We are a week into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.

It breaks my heart to see her like this. I have thought very hard about how I can cheer her up. I have even considered letting her in - but rules are rules.

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » March 28th, 2020, 9:14 pm

Oh you'll go straight to hell for that one :lol:

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Postby todthedog » March 29th, 2020, 12:20 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Postby kempiejon » March 29th, 2020, 1:43 pm

Emo Philips:
When I was a kid, my favourite time of the year when I was child was that magical first snowfall. I'd yell "Yippee! Snow!" and run up to the front door and shout "You know the deal... You have to let me in now.


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