Texting Neighbour

[stevensfo]

Hi Max.
This is Richard next door. I have been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you’re not around, I have been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently. The temptation was just too great. I can’t live with the guilt & hope you will accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I will pay you.
Regards, Richard.


Max, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Max then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.


Hi Max.
Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed the darned Spell-Checker had changed “wi-fi” to “wife”. Technology, huh?
It’ll be the death of us all.


Steve